motor boating

When a dog or cat sits and drags its rear end with its front legs to either scrape off feces or relieve their impacted anal glands. see also boot scoot

We all laughed at Fluffy's motor boating but Steve was not so happy when it left streaks on his carpet.

by MrPue May 6, 2005

biting my thumb

The texting equivalent if biting ones tongue. Or not saying or texting something you are aching to express.

I'm biting my thumb in response to the a-holes post about being so f'n hot

by The Rowdy Old Man February 10, 2010

Race Baiting

"A self-righteous, and entitled form of hypocritical racism."

Race Baiting:
"Term used by white people"
"Probably cause they make white people feel really uncomfortable"
"White people are "BORN RACIST"

by TenaciousJ September 1, 2018

baking a cake

the act of masterbation

"the phone rung so many times, but i couldn't answer i was in the middle of baking a cake."

by gene-v February 6, 2009

biting my hair

when someone is annoying you and you are sick of there bs

girl 1-come on lets go
girl 2- will u just shut up, omg ur biting my hair!

by hudaklabesh March 29, 2009

Bathing the baby

Not bathing the baby is used when doing something to avoid the task at hand.

when having something to do such as homework, housework etc but you are avoiding it you would say "this is not bathing the baby"

by ssssss89 October 25, 2011

Bajingle

When you bounce a guy's balls until he screams "Bazinga!" The more forceful, the squeakier the bazinga will be.

"Oh fuck, I gotta change my underwear."

"Hmm did your gf just bajingle you?"

by Alakazam! March 28, 2015