in the Mormon practice when a male inserts his genitalia into a female with out the in and out motion of normal intercourse which Mormons believe not to be loosing their virginity.
by Ryan Girard June 18, 2011
Get the basting mug.Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.
1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard!"
2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."
2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."
by mike2sheds March 25, 2007
Get the bastard mug.1. The act or art of being a bastard. Also spelled as Bastaria.
2. An exclamation of frustration, like damit, but only used when someone else causes the incident.
2. An exclamation of frustration, like damit, but only used when someone else causes the incident.
by Cody Stuckenschneider November 21, 2007
Get the Basteria mug.An semi-artificial insemination practice among some urban groups of lesbians when one of their member wants a baby.
They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)
After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
They gather a number of their gay male friends/neighbours who all ejaculate into one cup, so paternity can't be nailed down. (the Lezzies want a baby, not a man!)
After stirring the cup's contents well, they use a turkey baster to suck it up then inject it deep into the mother-wannabe's uterus.
Tom: Well, I'm off to jack off for Lizzie's Baster Party
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
Rick: is that allowed with you not being gay?
Tom: hey, she doesn't know that, & this is the only way any part of me is ever getting inside her sweet pussy!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada March 19, 2010
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Get the queer bent bastard mug.Anyone imitating, emulating, agreeing with, or not annoyed by a particular dumbass, also known as Lord Packum's the Squire. Sometimes seen "Jewing" on fellow members of the D.S. or vegetating and making ignorant "Jewish" remarks in the most inappropriate of places. Often "Jewing" the final hits from a piece even when it is obvious it is beattums. Acts of Jew-bastardism are punishable by the loss of a singe golden star. It is no accident the act "Jewishness," for all true Jew Bastard stem from the motherland of Greece. Symptoms include stupid grins, random babbling, and the habitual loss and failure to comply with the game of Nose Goes.
FATHER:: "God Dammit, someone spilled a million fucking nerds in back of my S.U.V., and started using my cup holders as ashtrays."
Daughter:: "OMG! What a fucking Jew Bastard."
Father:: "You tell that Jew Bastard, that if he doesn't clean up the nerds and stop ashing in the cup holders, I'm going to cut off his little Jew Bastard balls!"
Daughter:: "OMG! What a fucking Jew Bastard."
Father:: "You tell that Jew Bastard, that if he doesn't clean up the nerds and stop ashing in the cup holders, I'm going to cut off his little Jew Bastard balls!"
by SpeedJunkies March 26, 2009
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