by mike2sheds March 05, 2007
Highly versatile comparative noun. You can be absolutely *anything* as a bastard: as rich as a bastard, as poor as a bastard, as clever as a bastard, as thick as a bastard. It is even possible to be as legitimate as a bastard.
1. "Jeez, what did I drink last night? I was as drunk as a bastard!"
2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."
2. "No, officer, I have not been drinking. I'm as sober as a bastard."
by mike2sheds March 21, 2007