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getting aids

when you moon creator blast off My wife 's mouth and then you wait...

for her to moon creator blast off your poopoo back into your mouth, and then you moon creator blast off onto a random newborn baby, the baby dies from the sheer force of the blast, then you consume the baby, then you get pregnant, but you give yourself a Coat Hanger Abortion because shit man you're browsing urban dictionary for fun I'm pretty sure you don't have a stable enough job to pay for child support you. then you cook those greasy leftovers up for diner, then then you sprinkle a little bit of spice(chili powder and anthrax) on it and the feed it to the prostitute that's passed out on the street corner.
And then you get aids the end
James: hey tom, have you ever tried getting aids before?
tom: no I have not
James: well you should.
tom: alright well I'll go do that. (jumps out window, presumably to get aids)
by FlameSage09 February 1, 2019
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Presidential Aids

The sitting president reaches and a gropes his nuts many times at the oval office. A little scratchy whatchy. Over time if the sitting president keeps scratching his nuts he will develop a fungus, which first starts on the copper pen, which the president uses to sign his bills and the law. Instead the president creates a new mutant strain of virus that looks like a walking nut sack. This virus spreads to every president to touch the pen and is infected with the "Presidential Aids"
Have you seen Joe Biden? Rumor has it he has Presidential Aids!
by Dj Nuts September 10, 2020
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Anime Aids

When a character in anime is too strong to be defeated by any other character within the show/movie or to popular to show lose in a fight. They always seem to die from some type of disease instead.
Daniel: Itachi Uchiha is probably the strongest character in Naruto. I don't think anyone could defeat him.

Ron: Yeah I agree, to bad he had anime aids and died.

Daniel: Goodpoint, the anime aids always get the cool & strong characters in anime shows.
by Koshinku September 16, 2020
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_user.aidan

Most sexy mf on the planet

Every single girl wants him
Girl:Omg is that _user.aidan he is so sexy

Other girl: omg I know I totally want him to rail me
by classiccock115 March 18, 2021
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Arctic Aiden

An Arctic Aiden is someone who loses their gulag 100% of the time. AKA Bot
Arctic Aiden lost his gulag again!
by Brxnks June 28, 2021
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ik heb aids

by ezaids January 9, 2018
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Monkey Booty Cancer AIDs

When a black person somehow has AIDS and cancer at the same time.
"Yowzers! You've got monkey booty cancer AIDS, Benny!"
by big boddy4444 August 24, 2023
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