Rules Of Gas Station Etiquette:
(1) If you have just your car, pull forward to da last unoccupied pump (even if you have to slither around others) so dat those behind you can reach da pumps more easily.
(2) If you have a long trailer, use da first pump in line to leave da others clear, unless this would block access to da station. If so, park over in da side-lot and use gas-cans to fill up.
(3) If you need to also shop in da station's store, get da gas **first** and then move your 0%!$@# vehicle outta da pump-island so dat others can fill up in da meantime… don't just leave your rig parked in da island while you leisurely diddle around in da candy-bars aisle!
(4) If you'll need extra time at da pump (like if you hafta tediously "coax in" da last few gallons, or you have gas-cans to also fill) either wait till a "slower" time of day, or else park off to da side and use your gas-cans to finish up.
(5) If you have a check to cash, bagged/rolled coins to spend/exchange, or other "lengthier" business, wait till da other customers are done. Also, walk around da store to ensure you have all your needed items, so dat you don't hafta dash back to da far-corner cooler to grab a second gallon of milk (and thus oblige everyone else behind you to grumblingly wait) and then run all da way back to da counter again! And have your payment-method (cash, debit/Food-Stamps cards, check, etc.) all ready once ya get to da counter, rather than having to frantically fumble for it.
(1) If you have just your car, pull forward to da last unoccupied pump (even if you have to slither around others) so dat those behind you can reach da pumps more easily.
(2) If you have a long trailer, use da first pump in line to leave da others clear, unless this would block access to da station. If so, park over in da side-lot and use gas-cans to fill up.
(3) If you need to also shop in da station's store, get da gas **first** and then move your 0%!$@# vehicle outta da pump-island so dat others can fill up in da meantime… don't just leave your rig parked in da island while you leisurely diddle around in da candy-bars aisle!
(4) If you'll need extra time at da pump (like if you hafta tediously "coax in" da last few gallons, or you have gas-cans to also fill) either wait till a "slower" time of day, or else park off to da side and use your gas-cans to finish up.
(5) If you have a check to cash, bagged/rolled coins to spend/exchange, or other "lengthier" business, wait till da other customers are done. Also, walk around da store to ensure you have all your needed items, so dat you don't hafta dash back to da far-corner cooler to grab a second gallon of milk (and thus oblige everyone else behind you to grumblingly wait) and then run all da way back to da counter again! And have your payment-method (cash, debit/Food-Stamps cards, check, etc.) all ready once ya get to da counter, rather than having to frantically fumble for it.
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
The starting pitcher gave up a run in the 6th inning, giving the other team the lead. The relief pitcher came in and threw gas on the fire, giving up more hits and walks, and eventually a run.
by Los Mets August 14, 2007
Man from America who believes he is an ultimate Viking warrior. Due to his slight Scandinavian heritage. Typically has long thinning blond hair. And very sparse facial hair. Usually adorned with a Mjölnir necklace, and back runic tattoos.
by TrashW1zard May 03, 2022
When a cat farts in an enclosed space, with you inside. Sorta like a Dutch Oven. Except without the blanket and with a cat instead.
by fatstalker101 November 18, 2010
The pink gas chamber is a move when a women spreads her vagina and manages to fit it over a mans head. The vagina goes down over the mans eyes and nose. Making them suffocate in a gross fishy gas chamber.
Greg: Bob's mom stuck her vagina over Riley's head last night
Ryan: Holy shit the pink gas chamber! :O
Ryan: Holy shit the pink gas chamber! :O
by Grass man123 January 09, 2009
When one is having sex in the missionary position and then, right before you ejaculate, you pull out then stand up and stomp on your partner's vagina repeatedly. While stomping, you spunk all over her breasts and face. This is all accomplished in one, fluid motion.
My girlfriend was being a bitch last night at dinner, so I gave her a Portugese gas pedal as a punishment. That'll teach her!
by Flantari September 30, 2006
Resides in Towers...complains about the lack of a relationship/girls often. On AIM,a GA Tech Douche chooses to put up multiple away messages dealing with his lonely existence. Has the ability to annoy people from nearly 1000 miles away.
See also: douche
See also: douche
GA Tech Douche auto-response: ...bleh..i'll never get a girlfriend! the statistics prove it. you can see for yourself **provides numerous, depressing statistics**
Girl in Maryland: Nick, you're a douche...
Girl in Maryland: Nick, you're a douche...
by istandwitness October 04, 2005