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Wet Wallace

Similar to a wet willy; you use your erect wet cock and penetrate your targets ear, usually by surprise
Is it gay if I really want a wet wallace right now?

Nah g
by paftdunk September 17, 2019
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Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.
I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.
by Ichdkslwuueo82 October 8, 2019
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Wet kai

by Themadtruth August 21, 2019
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Wetting-Down

1. Uniformed personnel spending preposterous amounts of money to celebrate a promotion; usually out of a slavish sense of obligation to tradition. 2. A Finical asteroid strike which ironically heralds the presumed increase in wealth and generally an outsized increase in responsibility. 3. A celebration of a shiny new object on your uniform.
Enlisted person 1: “Where are all the other officers today?”
Enlisted person 2: “Hospital.”
Enlisted person 1: “Why?”
Enlisted person 1 “Lieutenant (JG) C. is selling his blood plasma to pay his rent and the rest are there for severe dehydration
Enlisted person 1: “What happened?”
Enlisted person 2 “Wetting-Down.”
by Worst of the best August 28, 2019
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Wet Stacey

When somebody uses the bathroom and shakes your hand afterward....while THEIR hand is still wet....
“Bob came out of the bathroom and shook my hand....it was wet.”

“Damn, bro! I didn’t know Bob was into that Wet Stacey shit!!!”
by The Scar Crow October 22, 2018
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wet wonker

It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.
Man i can't wait to get home so my dad can give me my daily wet wonker!
by KingDaddyDMAC26 August 10, 2017
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Wet belly

A person who is extremely emotional, often involved in PDAs on social media, in touch with their feelings, buy into the idea of 'love'.
"Did you see that picture he put up of him and his girlfriend? What a wet belly!"
by Shane Blackett August 18, 2017
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