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Combat warriors

Delay based lagfull fucking game with types of players that make you want to jump out of a 10 story building.
by Miliiguess February 1, 2023
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Wooden Board Warrior

An insufferable person, typically who posts on social media about their whole “unprocessed” foods who can’t go a second without making a video about their raw steak, veggies and honey whilst also making crazy food claims without any evidence or studies.
“These wooden board warriors are acting like anything they put on a board is healthy
by VLTN May 12, 2024
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Black box warrior (p3)

Holistic ballistics, you got a better idea?
It's about the best we could come up with, what, you think ideas spread because they're good?
No, they spread because people like them
So now here we are once again, holding
As it were, a mirror up to your mirror
I guess it's just something people do
A bloody knife to split your infrastructure, wine to rev your motor function
Coital machinations of the dead
Well, you mainline your animus, karate chop your abacus
And learn to be an animal instead
But I never did think you better than this, your modus operandi causes
Nazi/Skoptzyism and suicide
Why to thine own self be true when it is you who are the problem
Not the things you do but something sick inside
Lithium and Dialectics, boy you really is defective
CBT don't seem effective for that Cluster B, accept it
Offer up your innocence, please ignore the side effects
You've lost your mind and almost lost your life before
So you'll be fine
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, and why would you want to look back?
I mean, it's no good looking back, so try to look forward now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If they were going to get you boy, they would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down...
WOOOHOOO! THE FINAL PART YAYAYAY!!! as always, I must include the title in this part, so here you go :D Black box warrior (p3)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
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rock warrior

An individual who believes that crystals have magical powers and can contain and transfer energy. A rock warrior tends to have very few friends and is usually a big believer in astrology.
Bob: Hey man did you see Jessica playing with those weird crystals?

John: Shes such a rock warrior.
by Boochester21 June 11, 2022
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Watermelon Warrior

Woah! Hide your wallets! It’s a watermelon warrior!!
by Gawky1234 June 30, 2022
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Ego Warrior

"Ego Warrior" is a play on the phrase "Eco Warrior". It aptly describes those who selflessly 'save the planet', and get a bit of an ego boost in the process. An ego warrior typically likes to point out their heroic feats to everyone within earshot - drawing attention to their sacrifice - and thereby emphasising how little other mere mortals are doing.
Newman chained himself to some machinery this morning - and is now wearing an adult nappy, as he's not sure when the filth are coming to bolt-cut him off! Newman is such an ego warrior.
by HaloBetty June 30, 2017
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Social Justice Warrior

An activist who is motivated more by a love of conflict than by a desire to accomplish the (typically liberal) purported political goal. Whereas regular activists prefer to win without a fight, a social justice warrior prefers to fight without a win.
"I have to spend an afternoon sorting through my old Twitter posts. If I don't, some self-righteous social justice warrior might go digging and try to whip up a mob to get me fired for using a currently-disapproved term sixteen years ago when I was in high school instead of just privately asking me to remove it."
by IowanStill September 2, 2023
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