(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.
The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."
by Salty_LEO_1984 July 25, 2019
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Kid #1: uhhh...wool!
Kid #2: COTTON!
Me: Kang Yeosang.
Teacher: You are absolutely correct sweetie! You have no homework.
Kid #1: uhhh...wool!
Kid #2: COTTON!
Me: Kang Yeosang.
Teacher: You are absolutely correct sweetie! You have no homework.
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He's a french hedgehog who's been through stuff.
He cries a lot in dark times, can be angry but his smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.
His eyes are the ocean and his hair is pure porn.
He is also very smooth at flirting and likes to play the piano.
He's a french hedgehog who's been through stuff.
He cries a lot in dark times, can be angry but his smile is the most beautiful thing you'll ever see.
His eyes are the ocean and his hair is pure porn.
He is also very smooth at flirting and likes to play the piano.
by raccoonsarecoolasfuck March 5, 2019
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When an event occurs that is so arousing, the ol' peener doesn't have time to become erect. Therefore, you ejaculate while still flaccid.
When an event occurs that is so arousing, the ol' peener doesn't have time to become erect. Therefore, you ejaculate while still flaccid.
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