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wifed fn

Girlfriend- “can I come with you on your Facebook marketplace road trip?”

Boyfriend- “wifed fn”
by Ballsrus69 April 19, 2024
mugGet the wifed fnmug.

Noah schnapps wife

You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!
Me: Im Noah schnapps wife. I will kidnap him and make him love me. Xx
by OG AKAKSJSLDKJELSJSO October 6, 2022
mugGet the Noah schnapps wifemug.

haha i shot your wife

shooting someone’s wife mean free dinner I recommend getting the Gen z’s first then the Karen’s. Anyways if you are gonna eat wife then go to the really empty Chinese restaurant!
person 1: Haha I shot your wife!
Person2: well. Thank you for my dinner!
Person1:your welcome.
by sxravhi June 12, 2022
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Pife Wife

An extremely powerful women accompanied by her wife and her son … a beautiful combo to be broken by nobody !!!
Hey pife wife , how’s the pife life treating you ? Doubleu Doubley
by Pooeee November 12, 2021
mugGet the Pife Wifemug.

Your wife

What? Are you hiding her from me now? How am I supposed to think about her while I nut into my sock? Narcissists aren't born shit-brain. They're created by self-righteous, apathetic trash like you.
Hym "Which is it for you? Your wife shit out a retarded kid or did they get molested? Hopefully both. Or are you just some fat cock? Either way, you're a piece of shit. Die faster."
by Hym Iam December 2, 2023
mugGet the Your wifemug.

wife pussy

A partner's genitalia that a man values and cherishes, so much so that he wants to commit to a lifelong relationship.
But seriously you felt delicious.. like you have wife pussy.
by Iri June 17, 2024
mugGet the wife pussymug.

Wife material

Lola is just the definition of wife material
by anonymous August 21, 2022
mugGet the Wife materialmug.

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