dope stroke

A dope stroke is when a person has over used cocain based *chemical* drugs to a point to where the person is non functional or dysfunctional.

Cuz 'bout stupid as hell! He was fine until he started smokin' crack, he must have had a dope stroke!

by Shaybird8835 December 8, 2017

hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.

I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.

by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018

Keyboard Stroke

When you commit a typo while writing. In this case your friends will automatically have the right to bully you to death.

Pedro: Hey dude I ate a big-ass tomtatoe yesterday.
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*

by shreky daddy August 18, 2018

Nature stroking

masturbating in a forest

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 1, 2018

A stroke and a half

When something is very extra or takes extra effort.

Wow charlie, that was a stroke and a half to get done.

by NiqqerCunt November 6, 2018

Phantom Stroke

Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.

Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.

by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018

The strokes

When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.

That guy’s so drunk he can’t even form a simple sentence; he has the strokes.

by TorchyMN March 7, 2019