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Statue of Liberty

Beware of cheese-eating surrender monkeys bearing gifts.
Statue of Liberty should be renamed The Trojan Whore.
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forty status

a status,invented by mexicans named mark,or way of partying, in which you roll with fortys. In other words, when everyone partakes in forty ounce malt liquor beverages.
"yo, we're rollin forty status tonight, the corner store has Hurricanes and King Cobras for a dolla therty nine"
by D-Z July 16, 2006
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MLB status

means being at the top of your game. MLB stands for major league beasts, only the best of the best can obtain such a high level, a higher level does not exist. Originally coined by Michael, Brandon, and Luis this illusive status is what many strive for and few succeed
guy to friend: "Damn bro lets leave, that dude over there is on MLB status"
by likenoneother September 7, 2010
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Zombie Status

When someone revives an old status by commenting on it when no one else has commented on it for an extended amount of time.
Bob: I saw your Mom zombie status you on Facebook last night.

Ted: Yeah. That status she commented on was over a year old!
by HockeyMonkey44 November 27, 2010
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indirectly direct status

A status of any sort directed at someone without mentioning names so that everyone else can see it. This often leads to rebuffed attempts of sympathy from anyone not involved.
John posts a status: thanks a lot, you've completely ruined everything.

Jane comments on his status: what's up?

John replies: never mind

Jenny comments in the status: this is an indirectly direct status!
by Ophooo September 17, 2013
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Statue of Liberty

When a male holds a lighter in a statue of liberty pose while doing a lady from behind.
I flicked my Bic and held it high while exclaiming Encore Encore!
by Gabe Allen May 6, 2005
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Stataphobia

The severe anxiety of updating ones facebook status, due to the fear nobody will 'like' it.
Oh my god make your facebook status chillen with Harry and Hermione in the Gryffindor common room!

Guuuuys what if no one likes it! I CAN'T! I have stataphobia Aghghghhh
by Ezra McCoollike June 28, 2010
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