Lauren Spencer

The most loyal friend ever. Does not believe she is beautiful, but 100% is inside and out. She has staggered for friend group to friend group and has experience a lot of toxic relationships. She still stays strong and even though she think she does not have a lot of friends, is look up too by family and her best friend. Will grow old with her best friend. Boys are crazy over her yet are too shy to go up and talk to her most times. She has a true personality and does act different to impress which is a big plus seeing how boys like true girls. Prettiest dirty blonde hair with the bluest eyes and biggest smile.

Oh yeah, Lauren Spencer has the biggest heart ever!

by UrDogMacy November 20, 2023

doom spending

Fuck it. I can't afford the shit I want anyway. Spend it when I get it. Nothing matters.

I'll never be able to afford a house or children, so I've been doom spending on dumb shit all week.

by bdotsquared2 November 30, 2023

Jordan Spencer

Slag that’s it.

Yeah she’s like Jordan Spencer

by Xx_Bender_xX February 23, 2024

dirty spency

When you cut your balls off and fill them with mantis eggs and ram it in their asshole

Grandpa gave me the Dirty Spency last night and I still feel the eggs in my ass.

by Razalicious April 15, 2024

Dirty Spency

When you cut your penis off and you let a female mantis lay eggs in it and stick it up your best friends ass and they hatch

Spencer’s grandpa gave him the dirty spency last night. He can still feel the eggs crawling inside of hi.

by Razalicious April 22, 2024

Premier Spend K

A person that earns United Airlines 1K status by card spending with a co-branded card. They aren't true road warriors or super commuter. Since United is now also a bank and not just an airline, it values the card spend customers more than actual passengers.

Our boss uses the company United Visa card to earn Premier 1K status each year instead of actually flying like the rest of us, that makes him a Premier Spend K.

by The priest 2 January 7, 2026

a good spend

A good buy, worth the money

Originally from girl speak, now in common usage

1. Walmart rice? That's not a good spend. You should have got the 25 year shelf life rice.
2. Wilderness survival books? That's not a good spend. You should have got body armor.

by Ninja Clan Lord February 16, 2017