SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN

woman:if you say it one more fucking time shit is about to hit the fan.
Woman:go on say it one more time i FUCKING dare you to.
Stuart, Brody, Tyke: walking away laughing our guts up

woman blocked me on facebook
SHITS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN

by Trigga- awesome one October 20, 2010

Monkey Shines

There are two definitions used for Monkey Shines.

1. A fight or dispute among friends

2. A rut of bad luck

def. 1 - Johnny and I had a bit of the ol' monkey shines this evening

def. 2 - Will these monkey shines never end?

by starlightdreamer92 December 29, 2008

Shants

some short pants alomost like high water jeans.

Look at him he is wearing shants.

by Arifad August 24, 2007

shants

short pants, a.k.a. shorts

It was hot out so Denette wore her shants to work.

by grubedoo January 8, 2008

Shants

shorts that are long enough to be pants

What's the matter you couldn't decide between pants or shorts so you picked Shants

by litle me August 19, 2007

Shinesty

When you cum on a girl then rub the cum so that it makes a nice shine on her body.

Remember that girl last night? Yeah I gave her a shinesty.

by DAS206 November 23, 2019

Shants

One leg of the pants are short like shorts, and the other leg is normal. Shants

I have Shants, im Awesome

by The Misfits October 5, 2007