PTFS

An acronym standing for "peep the Facebook status." To be used in conversation with someone whom you desire to view your latest Facebook status, despite the fact that you are currently conversing elsewhere, i.e. through AIM.

xxaimpersonxx: yo, ptfs!
xotheraimpersonx: haha, you quoted this conversation! how humorous!

by puppetlady December 28, 2009

P.T.S.D

The Acronym for "Pretty Thick and Strong Dick": The type of disorder for which she'll thinking about for a long time.

Woman: I have been stressing out a lot lately, anymore and I think I might turn into such a mess.

Doctor: Hmm, that does seem like a serious problem but I think I have the best solution for you.

Woman: What do you have in mind, doctor?

Doctor: How about you take some of this P.T.S.D and it'll take your mind off of your personal dilemmas.

Woman: What's P.T.S.D?

Doctor: "Pretty Thick and Strong Dick" now let's operate straight into that uterus.

by ghjkjmsm July 21, 2012

PTL's

Pain Tolerance Level's

Any chick I fuck I have to know what her PTL's are so I know if she just wants me to twist her titties or if I can just outright beat the bitch's ass.

by J Nixon July 2, 2009

P.T.

A Person so lame that it can't be expressed in words. Usually used to express anger towards that person. Its original is unknown but is widely used and accepted , a commonly used term in North India by individuals.

Is something wrong mate? You're acting like an actual P.T.

Oy Tu P.T. hai Kya?

by TheCampingRunner November 11, 2018

pterodactyl

when a woman kneels in a half circle of men, she blows the one in the middle whilst giving a handjob to each side participant, thus mimicking the movement of a flying pterodactyl. AAAAAWWWW!!!!!

this chick was a total slut and gave johnny, bobby and mike the pterodactyl!

by chuggman January 27, 2009

PTFO

Pass the Fuck out. A useful acronym that describes the sudden phonomena of being awake, to suddenly feeling a wave of sleepiness soon followed by intense narcalepsy. This is usually a side effect of staying up really late or being drunk as hell. This acronym is often said to a friend who isn't aware of your situation.

Yo man sorry I didn't get back to your text last night, I was watching tv and PTFO.

by O.F from CANAL November 17, 2010

pteradactile flu

a flu that is horrible and prehistoric. has evolved into the bird flu, but still exists in its orginal form. what you call a flu when you feel like youre going to die.

i don't wanna go home cause all my roommates have the pteradactile flu.

by groupie#1 September 25, 2006