Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

MySpace

The who's who of who gives a f*ck?

Myspace.

by insert_alias July 8, 2009

myspace

A social media website

A: Hey did have you been on MySpace yet?
B: No?
A: Well it's an old social media website that people use to love back then!
B: Ugh Social Media
A: You're On Social Media Right Now -_-
B: Oh, Then Lets Check MySpace Out!

by DarkStar1108 March 27, 2018

myspacing

The act of being on myspace for an extensive amount of time (3 hours or more), while not realizing how much time has gone by, and really not doing recieving any comments or messages, just spacing out, checking you friends list every five minutes, for no particular reason, and clicking on profiles you know are private. No one knows why this is done or what causes this phenomenon. We're all guilty of it.

Whatcha doin?
nm. Just myspacing

by RandomDino September 18, 2007

Myspace whore

Myspace whores are people who go to massive friend gathering sites and add random people who have around 1500 friends that do the same thing. These people will they post alot of bulletins and comments saying to add another myspace whore. Many of them are on every waking moment and never post REAL comments or anything like that. They post most of them with links to other myspace whores profiles.

Comment:

Heyyy

Wat's up?
Add these people for me

please? Link here ---> *Link here*

Bulletin:
Add Kenzie
She's soooo cutee. and she's a myspace whore like me!
She pc4pcs and talks to you!

*Pic here*

by MidnightBeast April 3, 2010

myspace mugshot

A self taken picture, commonly used as Myspace or Facebook profile pictures. The picture is usually taken at an angle by the user, using a digital camera or cell phone camera. Can also be taken pointing the camera at a mirror.

Jane took a myspace mugshot of herself by using her cell phone's camera, pointed at herself.

by nfazer February 11, 2010

myspace oriented

when a guy or girl are always on myspace to see what their boyfriend or girlfriends myspace says and gets either pissed and/or any other feelings just because of something on someones myspace page

Steve: Dude i got rid of my top friends list on myspace now my girlfriend is mad at me cuz she not on the list

Scoot: Yea she sounds kinda crazy and myspace oriented to me, probably time to break up before some girl comments your picture and she gets jealous

by calaburrito July 10, 2009