moose-knuckle

see camel-toe

by Herb N. Dictionary October 20, 2002

moosenlope

A cross between a moose and an antelope, describes someone with dumbosity, but has a really hot antler so he is forgiven

Dayum,what a package, even if he is a moosenlope, I wouldn't push him outta bed unless there was more room on the floor.

by Manolita February 6, 2005

mooselick

The act of licking someone, usually their face, with tongue flattenned out in order to cover as much surface as possible in a sweeping motion. The subject, or "victim" ends up feeling - and looking, if your tongue is moist enough - like they just got licked by a large moose.

Best done when everyone has been drinking. Also should be announced beforehand if done as a game.

Hey, Bill just mooselicked Joe when he was too drunk to resist!! Gross!!

by M Scott July 11, 2006

Moosebutterflies

A name given to any crazy, annoying, internet stalker.

The moosebutterflies has struck again, she has found the new myspace I made!

by That dude with the hot chick January 26, 2009

Moostrichbun

A hybrid animal that is formed when mooses and bunnies make sexy time and their offspring procreates with an ostrich. It is a mammal that screws face to face.

Devin Parker is the only person to spot one in the wild. He saw it in Camas, WA after a long night at Jiggles.

For more information inquire at room 209 Sigma Chi Delta Zeta

Devin Parker and Ross Knutsen really got crazy with that moostrichbun last night.

by ILOVE STEPHENBRANCH March 15, 2009

Moosecow

A mixture between a moose and a cow. Moosecows can vary in looks, but it can be usually be identified as a tauntaun in the movie "Star Wars".

I rode my very own moosecow today to school.

by teenietinyteen July 8, 2011

Moose

Jesus riding a T-rex on fire with chocolate sex.

Dude, that was so sick!

I know! That guys such a moose!

Wtf are you talking about?

Look it up, its on urban dictionary now!

by Avigantimos January 1, 2012