cheese monkey

A rare member of the primate family and whose diet consists of dairy products esp. cheese.

My Velveeta is missing... must be a cheese monkey on the loose.

by Joe October 19, 2003

Monkey Knife Fight

A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.

(often heard in school playground), "Yo Check it B, monkey knife fight in the quandrangle !!"

by me January 9, 2005

monkey penis

The penis of a monkey...

Mike: Hey is that a monkey penis?

John: Yeah.

by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008

monkey foot

A blow job that is so good, one of the feet stretch out and the toes curl in imitation of a monkey's foot. Usually accompanied by an outstretched arm with clenched fingers.

She sucked me off so good, I had monkey foot going on.

by Lucreza Borgia February 3, 2007

monkeybutt

A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.

"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"

by Mick September 21, 2003

hot ninja tantric monkey sex

A sensual gang bang in high temperatures. The gang that is banging is made up of monkies and ninjas. Mostly the act of hot ninja tantric monkey sex involves a close relationship with a penis and an anus...mostly.

"My boyfriend and i do the nasty approx. 23 times a day. and its more like hot ninja tantric monkey sex."

by Shaniqua Wellsfargo January 18, 2008

Golden Monkey

A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.

Lianne can't get enough of the Golden Monkey, so we had to buy a tarp for the bedroom.

by Douche Davies January 1, 2009