ice cream masturbation

The act of walking back from an ice cream machine while you use the ice cream cone as a dick and make it look like you're groping it back and forth while you moan.

Sean was doing an ice cream masturbation while Mr. Hammer watched and smiled.

by Sean Coughlin January 24, 2008

masturbeat

a song that often plays on the radio while you masturbate

sunshine by atmosphere is my masturbeat

by assy mcsluttyballs January 26, 2010

masturbate

Beating the Bishop, Hand Shandy, Saying hi to Madame Palm and her five lovely sisters, Wanking

If you go into a gay bar and the barman offers to pull you a shandy by hand then you know you've pulled.

by Shandy lover April 29, 2003

masturbate

to stimulate the genetails mainly

1. the doctor said for me to masturbate in that
2. masturbating is not as good as scuttlin
3. i get handjobs so i masturbate but not with my right hand
4. stop masturbating in your wanking chariot
5. masturbating is dirty

by lucas bolton April 24, 2006

Masturbate

Sex with yourself

Ariana Grande: Hey Siri, what does masturbate mean?
Siri: Masturbate means to foreplay onto yourself, sometimes adding another organism to it, taking your finger to your clitorus to finding you g-spot.
Ariana Grande: TMI

by 89_UNKNOWN_USER_89 April 4, 2017

Petty Masturbation

The act of masturbating to fully clothed people or simply to the idea of something.

Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you

by Mothonator January 4, 2015

Masturbation

The act of looking or staring intently at something for no appearent reason. If more than two people are doing this, it is called a Circle Jerk.

I love masturbation because it gives me time to really observe the world.

by Jackin_cummin_charlie October 19, 2010