March 22

Generally, being the day my chemical romance broke up, march 22 has been a rather terrifying day for lots of people for the long period of almost six years. Even tho march 22 generally doesn't have to affect us that much anymore, as fall 2019 has brought us the Reunion, it still leaves slight trauma in all of us.

Person 1: happy march 22
Person 2: fuck no

by Fuck this why am I called that May 7, 2020

March

Milk Man March

You must fill a milk carton with cum over the duration of the month.

Guy 1: Are you doing Milk Man March?
Guy 2: I'm already halfway on the 5th day!

by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname November 4, 2020

March 2

Hang out with your girlfriend/boyfriend

March 2 is when you hand out with your boyfriend or girlfriend

by Brownie moment February 27, 2021

March 11

International Ignore period day
If your significant other is on their period just look over it and get down freaky

Girl- I can’t I'm on my period

Boy- it’s march 11 i don’t mind
Girl- ohh lets make some babies then motherfucker

by Bigleo March 10, 2021

March 18

Slap your boyfriend’s ass day! It doesn’t matter if he’s mad. Make sure you slap it hard!

“Hey, why’d you slap my ass?”
“It’s March 18th!”

by barbaricjs March 17, 2021

March 25

It's the day of 8 wonderful, amazing, good-looking, kind, precious, respectable, genuine, talented, alot are simping for them, stage geniuses, aces, singers,dancers,rappers,choreographers,song writers,producers,self-picked,self-named,all-rounders, 4th gen kings,amazing musicians, independent kings, the main characters, flirty, charismatic, and many more I could even write several paragraphs for this.

Simp1: Its March 25!!
Simp2: Yeahhh!! Stray Kids world domination!!!

by A stay July 30, 2021

Lightning Regiment Marching Band

The greatest high school marching band in, at minimum, the state of Virginia, if not the Milky Way galaxy. For twenty years they hath stood as a pillar of great marching and music. They never won VBODA though, becuase the evil Grafton Empire's numbers are formidable. Never, ever speak the word "Fanta" among several of its members; you may ignite a bloody civil war.

Now entering the field, the Lightning Regiment Marching Band. Here are their section leaders, all of whose names I will make a valiant effort to mispronounce.

by JimJava007 February 11, 2013