a small penis,
the blit noodle,
the little one,
the junior baccon blit,
the tiniest penis you will ever see.
the tape master flex can be hereditary, if your father or your fathers father has a small penis, you will most liely have the "tape master flex"
the blit noodle,
the little one,
the junior baccon blit,
the tiniest penis you will ever see.
the tape master flex can be hereditary, if your father or your fathers father has a small penis, you will most liely have the "tape master flex"
by sweetsab6 January 24, 2010
Get the tape master flex mug.One who is adept in the decipherment and construction of riddles and who has survived numerous riddle challenges
by The Isbey September 15, 2008
Get the Master Riddler mug.Related Words
Maester
• maestering
• Maestersin
• Cock mæster
• The Maesters
• master chief
• master
• master baiter
• master-blaster
• masterbate
-The lost art of simultaneously pounding out one's own ejaculate and feces into the same receptacle.
-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.
-The time-biding act of gratifying oneself while defecation occurs.
After Chauncey saw the sexy broad on his way to the bathroom, he knew the Sun-Times was not necessary as a master-poo was now in order.
by ShadesI January 26, 2011
Get the Master-poo mug.During the act of giving a blowjob the "giver" deepthroats (the entire shaft) and licks the balls simultaneously. See also "fucking incredible"
"This girl was giving me head and she proceeded to Maestro that shit."
"A female friend (a master of her craft) had the ability to give The Maestro thus reinventing the deepthroat blowjob."
"A female friend (a master of her craft) had the ability to give The Maestro thus reinventing the deepthroat blowjob."
by mr. Haywood January 27, 2007
Get the The Maestro mug.by wolfpacleader1986 October 10, 2010
Get the Mexican Master Key mug.A person in real life can wear this name with honor this is when they have seen/caught all the pokemon as they come out this will require buying any new pokemon games as they realese as well goes for the tv shows to.(this can result in a bad thing as well...seeing a virtual pet more important than other things)
#1 Rob:Dude there is Ted now, I hear he has a spikey-eared pichu
Tom:Shi7 yeh he does he's a pokemon master!!!
#2 Mom:Im leaving for work now i love you
Pokecrazii kid:Mom can you take me to gamestop for a shiney celebii event
Mom:srry i have to work hun
Pokecrazii kid: SLAP!!! *smacks mom*
Tom:Shi7 yeh he does he's a pokemon master!!!
#2 Mom:Im leaving for work now i love you
Pokecrazii kid:Mom can you take me to gamestop for a shiney celebii event
Mom:srry i have to work hun
Pokecrazii kid: SLAP!!! *smacks mom*
by Control you gaming habits ;D July 25, 2011
Get the Pokemon master mug.unhung teen though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip masterb8r?
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework a grip master will have neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard short skinny penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
Get the Grip master mug.