John Cringe

The inventor of cringe. He invented cringe right around the time god made Gabe.

Oh, you know. John Cringe!

by The wandoman May 30, 2020

Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.

I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.

by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016

John Wicked

When you or somebody else gets stabbed with a pencil.

"Objection, the victim wasn't stabbed he was John Wicked!"

by ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ July 13, 2021

john doe

The username edgy people use to have no identity like a big big hacker..

Look at this john doe looking ass.

by JMS FANPAGE June 30, 2021

John Mastodon

The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.

John Mastodon saved the world with his teleporting tech

by Marin Fowler December 19, 2022

John Hearn

John Hearn is a good-looking guy who thinks he’s really big but is actually chubby

John Hearn, you’re not big, stop going to the gym!

by Gussudidococ March 20, 2019

john wei

this person is big, I mean BIG, like a horse.

john wei collapsed my genitals because he's so enormous/BIG.

by Big Thiccccccc Sexual John Wei August 12, 2018