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Despite all of this, he was most notoriously known for in the medieval times was raiding the absolute fucking motherfucking dogshit out of Pinewood discord servers and Roblox games. He was undoubtedly the best raider of all time. Often, his discord account Afro Johns and his Roblox account Scrotal_Slims were the primary suspects of many raids.
Unfortunately, his short and young life was abruptly ended during "the termination". His Roblox account, Scrotal_Slims, was terminated due to its inappropriate username. His discord account, Afro Johns, was terminated for sending unsolicited NSFW to other users.
RIP. May Afro Johns rest in peace.
Despite all of this, he was most notoriously known for in the medieval times was raiding the absolute fucking motherfucking dogshit out of Pinewood discord servers and Roblox games. He was undoubtedly the best raider of all time. Often, his discord account Afro Johns and his Roblox account Scrotal_Slims were the primary suspects of many raids.
Unfortunately, his short and young life was abruptly ended during "the termination". His Roblox account, Scrotal_Slims, was terminated due to its inappropriate username. His discord account, Afro Johns, was terminated for sending unsolicited NSFW to other users.
RIP. May Afro Johns rest in peace.
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