Relationship

I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!

Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*

Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2023

Relationships

Not if they're only having one because none of the fat-cocks want them.

Hym "Nope. No relationships. Relationships doomed to fail literally 84% of the time. Will destroy your life in a dozen different ways. Bad. Entirely women's fault."

by Hym Iam May 03, 2024

Relationship

We don't have one. We're not friends. You are stealing from me. I do not want to share my success with you because you did not contribute in a meaningful capacity and while I suffered without the proceeds of my out efforts I did so ALONE.

Hym "I have no relationship. Anyone claiming to have a relationship with me is lying. I don't have a partner. I am working alone and seem to be the only one not benefiting from my own labor."

by Hym Iam June 28, 2025

Relationship

We don't have one. You're stealing from me and what you have stole is worth more than anything you can producing. My shortcomings aren't the reason you are not paying me. The reason you are not paying me is that the second you do, you stop being the thing you are claiming to be immediately. You want me to have to argue with myself (which I'm not) because after I get the credit I deserve you won't even be able to argue with YOUR-self. It will be undeniable that the idea that your wife is fucking you because you're the best man around is a delusion.

Hym "Was it Albert Camus who said 'The human is the only creature who refuses to be what he is?' This is you refusing to be what you are and me being obstructed from being what I am. I'm refusing to accept your worldview as legitimate (because it isn't. It's fallacious and solipsistic) while continue to delude yourself. We don't have a relationship. If the world improves it isn't going to be Alex's YouTube channel that does it. It's going to be the fact that HYM IAM figured out how to make a usable 'AI' and he did it with an audience."

by Hym Iam March 02, 2025

Relationship

something I will never experience

I have never been in a relationship and most likely never will

by kuran xd October 05, 2020

Relationship Dick

Dick so good you can't let anyone else have it.

"I've never fucked some who did not want to be with me, I have relationship dick"

by bluewrite September 17, 2023

semi-egalitarian relationship

semi-egalitarian relationship
noun

A progressive relationship dynamic designed to balance equality with select traditions:

1- Money, chores, and decision-making are handled 50/50 between partners.

2 - The woman keeps her last name permanently.

3 - The man is expected to be and remain the primary earner, with his career prioritized for big moves.

4 - Any kids will take the father's last name.

A customized, modern relationship style that works for couples who want fairness with a few classic details.

My best friend said Vox and Buzzfeed are trending about the semi-egalitarian relationship trend.

by mathisjason June 02, 2025