A mythical being often said the be the male half/ sperm doner of a childs parental party. Very few have ever been seen
by GrammerGrimReaper April 9, 2019
That person that was never in ur life

😭
Oh father, I wish you were here
by DatMemeDude February 6, 2018
The guy who went for milk!
Hey where’s my father?
He went for milk 16 years ago.
by Levinrhoads November 27, 2019
A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk
Son: father I like anime women

Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store
by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ January 29, 2022
the opposite of fatherless. used to describe a statement/person that you agree with
person 1: “dream stans suck
person 2: “that’s a fatherful opinion
by analtumors58 December 31, 2022
My father is one big motherfucker.
My mum's a father fucker.
My fucker fucked a dad and a mom yesterday.
I am a fucker.
by CREAM (look up band) July 3, 2014
fa·ther
fäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a man in relation to his natural child or children.
2. The man who raises you as his own feeding and teaching you.
Just because you impregnated my mother doesn't mean you are my father.
by kaosmoker September 30, 2018