Greg Kriesel

The incredibly sexy man-whore, responsible for the arbitrarily pitched backing vocals for AFI.

Person 1: *shouts over noise of speaker* AFI's vocals seem very consistent, today.
Person 2: Oh, that's because Greg Kriesel's off screwing groupies.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010

Greek Facebosopher

Someone, ideally, but not necessarily, of Greek descent who is known among friends as being routinely very philosophical in his or her Facebook posts...even at the risk of making them too lengthy.

Valentina: Angela is always writing these long philosophical posts on Facebook.
Alexander: In her defense, her posts are interesting, and make you think.
Matthew: Yeah, but they're so wordy, I can't always read trough them.
John: Yeah, well, you know, what do you expect, she's just a Greek Facebosopher, after all.

by GreekFacebosopher October 16, 2012

greek dragon

When yo dude jump off somthing and land his dick in yo girls pussy

My bro pulled a Greek dragon on her and she started crying

by Mr steal yo girl 6969 February 21, 2014

greek beast

When a greek man puts greek yoghurt up a womans rectum whilst having anal sex.

I gave her a taste of the Greek Beast

by kahpar October 9, 2016

Greg

A Bisexual Mexican who enjoys sonic fan art and has abnormally large hands which he prefers to hide in his front pockets . He tries to deny his bisexuality but his friends are very aware of just how Bisexual he really is . When confronted with this he often blames his bisexuality on a Jew.

That Greg sure knows how to catch the hoes.

by Jimmyblowblueballsbillbob November 23, 2016

Greg

Often a shy subtle human male, but is very aggressive when becoming intoxicated. Most likely a frat in a very popular collage.

Man 1: Dude last night was crazy

Man 2: yeah, but Greg sat in the corner all night
Man 1: Untill someone mentioned that magic the gathering was for nerds and pussies then he kicked that man in the face until he (Greg) broke his nose!

by Hug my rainbow 🌈 January 28, 2018

Greg

Literally THE trash.

Stephen: Ill have to take out the trash
James: Do you mean Greg?
Stephen: Same thing, boi

by James Avocado December 9, 2018