dick goggles

When a guy who's normally ugly, or a huge douchebag, or otherwise unappealing starts to look that damn good because you want his dick that badly. It's probably not even good dick, or he doesn't know to use it, you just crave it because you know the guy's willing to let you have it. Of course, you're regretting it as soon as you both walk through the door of your bedroom.

C: I cannot believe I fucked David. But DAMN I was so horny for his little chode.
K: You had your dick goggles on, didn't you?

by real.calien January 25, 2009

Human Google

Some one who is quiet intelligent, and witty. People often ask him (usually a him) questions relating to all topics. He can often answer you faster than a Google search. Also known as the Googlist, Googler, and the Google. He is all knowing , and powerful.

Jake: *reads* What the hell does this mean?

Eric: Text the human google!

by Unknown_Source_ 19 August 18, 2010

googling Google

It is what one must not do.

Don't Google Google. Googling Google is wrong, says Google.

by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017

google.com

The fucking best site ever. If i have any questions i just go there. It even helped me pass my GED test.

I didn't feel like doing my online GED test so i just googled the answers and got a 97% on the test. thanks google.com

by effdbmx1 April 16, 2008

Gogle

To walk into any store and take what rightfully belongs to you: everything.

Friend #1: Dude, we gotta gogle some beers tonight for the woods at Camp Wilton.

Friend #2: Totally. Right after we gogle some books from Borders in downtown Saratoga.

by stolenbaby February 25, 2011

google my dick

a term used for when a bitch says somthing stupid u tell her to shut up bitch and google my dick.

Sam said somthing stupid so i told her to shut up and google my dick.

by rparka April 11, 2008

Google University

A social media phenomenon where a commenter attempts to demonstrate knowledge obtained by searching on Google. This person has no legitimate degree from an accredited institution in said subject/topic, but will use unverified & inaccurate sources from websites searched on the search engine to prove their point on the topic being discussed.

After reading a ridiculous comment from someone that posted a link:

"Oh look, someone got their degree from Google University".

by BeltonBelle November 25, 2014