fake shower

provides a good sercure outlet when you are staying at someone else's house and feel the need to masterbate

I stayed at Hans' house for the weekend and on the third day I had to take a fake shower to rub one out.

by jbuti September 27, 2010

Fakebook

Its an imaginary virtual land where everything is believable. Like being in high school for all ages. Who run around dancing with fairies and unicorns. Sending other Fakebook users annoying magical game requests. Having the Fakebook on the not so smart phone, then looking at everyone's life and seeing how great they have it! Its all real in Fakebook world. Fakebook husband and wives sending other Fakebook users messages about things that shouldn't be mentioned. Its all fun and games in Fakebook world till the reality Governor comes and takes it all away!

Petro holds onto his love device the all new Crapple pad. His eyes pure and bright with sheer excitement. Its like a lust, you'd swear he's five and its xmas time. But he's not five, he's damn near fifty! What's all the smiles about. He just got a cow from Fakefarmville and its suddenly raining golden gems. All while he's suppose to be working. Two co-workers look on watching the great mystery.

Stinky: whats up with Petro?
Vooger: he's in deep with Fakebook again most likely
Stinky: Well he better get out of that before the boss see's him again. The guy is always on Fakebook
Vooger: Ahhh its alright its just Fakebook land home of the fairies and unicorns

Stinky: I don't think the boss will like it that he's not getting his work done
Vooger: The boss! Good one, that's a laugh.
Stinky: Why is that a laugh?
Vooger: Why you didn't hear?

Stinky: Hear what? I haven't heard jack squat!
Vooger: Yeah like the rumor is he's on Fakebook too messaging Krueger's wife.

Stinky: Now that's hilarious
Vooger: wont be if Krueger finds out that fella is a real killer
Stinky: true but its just Fakebook land!

by MavrickSauls September 18, 2014

fake tan

a substance that allows you to make your skin tanner

skye used fake tan

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Fake ass friend

Someone who is so fake it's unbelievable. Also they do not care about who made them and gave them friends. Basically they are not loyal to you!

Yo that guy is a "fake ass friend" he called me a gangbanger after everything I have done for him

by Gangbanger107 June 30, 2017

Fake Beef

When the views are gettin' low, so you need to bring them up again with some 'drama.'

Jake Paul just started some fake beef, again.

Honestly, I'm not surprised. He always has some kind of fake beef goin' on.

by Wackoduudle May 15, 2018

Fake Friends

Fake Friends are people who in a crowd tend to ignore you. They also don't talk to you unless they need something of you. Another thing is that they wouldn't five two shits about your feeling while all you do is care for them and there feelings even when they know you feel like shit they still do nothing. They only invite you to things if they can't find anyone else and ignore you when you invite them to things. Also if they happen to hook up with someone and they let him/her get in the way of your relationship with you they sick bastards that don't give a fuck about how you feel about it and don't care about you at all in general. They also try to avoid you basically at all coast. Also if you help them through things like a break-up or even a just a hard time for them and they still only care about themselves they are a fake friend. A fake freinds will always talk shit about you behind your back or make fun of you and say it's a joke but when your face to face they don't say anything they are fake ( or they are just a little bitch and won't talk shit to your face). Other than that a fake friend is a pussy ass bitch that thinks there too good for you.

Person that has fake freinds: I wonder why this person hasn't talked to me in so long.
REAL FREIND: I was talking to him last night and he was talking shit about you. But your other friendnd was deffending you.
PERSON THAT HAS FAKE FRIENDS: Wow what a pussy can't even say it to my face. At least I know I have a couple of real freinds.

by Syzergy Fury July 18, 2018

Fake pizza

Pizza that has little pieces of chiara on it.

Dude 1: what pizza you wanna order
Dude2: i'll go with the fake pizza

by heyimfrommars August 18, 2018