A perverted or pedophilic male generally seducing larger vegan women or papayas. Portrays cannabalism whilst muffing and generally claims otherwise but don't be fooled - this is his way of claiming you.
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You may not notice him at first but once you get to know him you probably fall for him, I mean it hard not to. Hugging him it makes you feel safe. When you look in to him eyes you see something you need. He's a kind are caring person. He maybe a nerd on the outside but will always be a sweetheart on the inside. He can change a girl with a broken heart to a full heart. He loves seeing you happy. He may not be to good with girl but he will try his best to make her feel safe and he will love her.
Person 1:Omg are you really dating Ethan?
Me:Yes!
Person 2:Your the lucky girls.
Person 1:Yeah I wish I was dating someone like him.
Me:Yes!
Person 2:Your the lucky girls.
Person 1:Yeah I wish I was dating someone like him.
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