crack deal 

Noun.

A really bad deal, a scam. Could also be used to describe a bad idea.

$1500 for that shitty Honda? What a crack deal.

crack deal by frank carter April 21, 2007

Crack Puppy 

Attractive male who is not a dating opption because he is too involved with drugs.

1) "Tony I wish I could date you, but you are such a Crack Puppy"

2) "Tommy Lee is a Crack Puppy."

Crack Puppy by Bessi July 23, 2008

crack whore nark 

a female who will do anything for crack incl sexual favours then when she doesnt get her way she'll tell the cops all about you

lauriita is a crack whore nark

crack whore nark by angeluvsdnb June 29, 2006

crack whores 

Girls from Schenectady. They will do anything for that rock!!

guy 1: "Hey, what ever happened to that girl from Schenectady you were dating?"

guy2: "Dating? Are you nuts? I gave her 20 bucks and treated her like the crack whore she is! They're all crack whores in Skank-ectady!"

crack whores by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007

Crack Spider 

The spider that john claims is his alter ego and most likely is.

OMG its the Crack Spider, oh what, wait, its just john

Crack Spider by John Doe Mo Tree January 14, 2008

crack rental 

A car rented to go buy drugs with. Useful to avoid seizure of one's own property if caught by police. As seen on COPS.

Is this a crack rental, ma'am?

crack rental by jake5443 July 19, 2004

Crack hoe 

Any Person who is extreamly obsessed with crack.

Someone who LOVES crack

My son is a happy "Crack Hoe".

Like you really believe I would concider dating this "Crack Hoe".

Crack hoe by Frankie February 10, 2005