Nut Spatula

A tool used for the separation of a sweaty ball sack from the inner thigh

Man, my balls are stuck to my leg. Any chance you brought your nut spatula?

by DonnyB123 April 10, 2023

Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin

He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.

by Nobli May 7, 2023

Screw the nut

Glaswegian slang meaning “be careful”, “pay attention” or “stop messing about” depending on the situation. Your “nut” is your head, or your brain, to be more precise!

“Screw the nut, ya dafty!”
…means “stop messing about, you silly person!”

by Terrysuki July 25, 2022

nut gang

people who are wanted by 50 states. we are in the gulag.. send help

shit! CALL THE COPS ITS NUT GANG!

by r1teist June 8, 2022

Judgement-Nut

To bust a nut so fast and hard, that it cuts through space-time.

M: "Show me your motivation!" *Unzips fly in the blink of an eye*

F: "Welp, now I'm pregnant. Guess that's just how Judgement-Nut works."

by InDedede July 3, 2022

wing nut

a person who has ears that stick out so much they can get pay TV for free

Shut up sean you wing nut you talk so much shit, you neva got laid, go eat a cookie or sumfin!
sean see gobshite

by Systm September 16, 2005

Beat Nuts

1. The opposite of cool beans; something that is shitty.
2. A person who is boring or annoying, or who generally sucks.

Can be used interchangeably in forms such as: beat nut, beat nutter, beat fucking nuts

Beat nuts! the feuer broke!

myles is a beat nut

what a beat nutter, he won't throw down for buddha

by bumpea April 29, 2010