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Having a weekend

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When you and at least one other person (at max five others) decide to do something ridiculous over the course of the weekend. This can include, though is not limited too, smoking to high-heavens, drinking till blacking-out is like staying awake, going to Mexico and snorting cocaine off a hookers tit, anything works as long as it is extremely epic.

This event occurs once in awhile, not every weekend. 'Having a Weekend' is an epic event that is similar to a holiday.
At a restaurant, two buddies are observing others
Kyle: They're having breakfast.
Trey: OMG, I want toast and eggs. It smells so good.
Kyle: Ah, dude, we'll just have it when we're having a weekend.
by JoeyGreger December 21, 2009
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Pulling A Wilbur

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Pulling a Wilbur is the act of setting someone or something on fire, or the act of murdering someone by any means.
Person One: Ugh, I'm so angry, I want to pull a Wilbur.
Person Two: Isn't that illegal?

Person One: Have you heard of Leafy? They got arrested for pulling a Wilbur.

Person Two: That sounds brutal.
by Leafy Sapnotdream October 26, 2020
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Pull a wicked one

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To defecate, usually in large amounts.
Excuse me, may I please go to the bathroom? I really need to pull a wicked one.”
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When you go to take your lady friend from behind and you instead jump on her back and put your finger in her ass, causing her to flap her arms furiously and give you a brief ride around the room.
I twisted my ankle last night when I surprised my lady friend by giving her a Weasel Riding a Woodpecker.
by gueeessssswhoooooo March 3, 2015
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Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
by WoodchuckBeaverMustelid December 5, 2018
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For when there is a sudden decrease in temperature.

Derived from the saying "Colder Than A Witch's Tit."
Brody: "Damn, got real cold up in this"
Jacob: "I have deduced through various observations, there is, in-fact a witch within our domain. This has led me to the certain conclusion that We Got A Witch In This Bitch"
by IAmBert February 17, 2021
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Fate's a waiter

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Another phrase that means "Justice has been served." Probably derived from a joke involving the definition of "served" and exactly who the server would be in this case. In any case, Fate seems to serve Justice in this manner.

syn: "Fate's been a waiter"
ant: "Fate's no waiter"
I see that your purse was returned to you, it's obvious that Fate's been a waiter on this one.
by Josh Peters August 9, 2004
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