meat muppet

1. An ugly and unusual looking vagina.

You don't want to go down on Karen, she has a meat muppet.

by Kendog May 13, 2005

meat breath

The breath of someone after having a penis in their mouth.

Ah gross Steve has meat breath!

by tehBIGwang December 11, 2005

man-meat

A man's dick, rarely used word

Nick buccola takes the man-meat without a tear shed

by Jake February 20, 2005

swing meat

An 8-13 inch cock that usually has very aggressive veins and an exploding range of 10-12 feet...Usually when pulled from the drawers the penis likes to swing around before adjusting hince the name "swing"

Damn his swing meat sure made me hungry
Ya did you see his swing meat on that girls face

by SGEEZY December 15, 2007

meat sweats

To consume an obsene amount of meat resulting in perfuse sweating.

"I went to the brazilian bar-b-que restaurant, w/ 30 different types of meat, and got the meat sweats!!!."

by Telin October 27, 2003

booty meat

When a girl has a big booty

Damn did u see dat girl wit all dat booty meat?

by Diane Gilliard March 21, 2008

meat fiddle

When you slap someone seductively in the nipples with a piece of raw meat.

Dude, my nipples are so sore from that awesome meat fiddle I was given last night!

by meat_fiddler April 29, 2014