Royal Watcher

Noun: A person with such an empty life, he/she is forced to fill it with information and drama regarding inbred individuals who have done absolutely nothing for fame or privilege.

See: Spinster

Deborah is a royal watcher, if only she had gotten married in her life, she wouldn't be so pathetically attached to the marriage of Kate and William.

by WhatuppyPuppy May 19, 2011

suicide watch

The act of taking a friend/relative out for heavy drinking after a traumatic event, ostensibly to prevent them from killing themselves.

"Me and Wade got shattered when we took Keith out on suicide watch after he blew the save in the 9th."

by Pigpen Jen September 11, 2006

uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you pull your schlong out of your pocket so it is hanging over your jeans, but is covered by the inner lining of your pocket

tha bitch axed for my celly, so i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch on her!

by p cutta April 10, 2005

now watch this drive

Something which makes no sense. People like to say it because it just makes no sense whatsoever. Much like the person who said it!

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Now watch this drive.

by Doc Sigma June 19, 2004

watching the wire

1) the act of viewing the suberb hbo show the wire

2) a euphemism for self pleasure without wanting to say the words "masturbating like peter on the dole".

Lorcan: well i'm going on a big session of watching the wire so let me know if it needs to be disturbed
*fap fap fap*

by Elburno March 2, 2008

watchin a movie

doing the dirty, the grown up or having sex

Friend 1: so wat did yal do at his apartment.
Friend 2: ummm... we were jus watchin a movie...:)

by jaime w March 18, 2008

Watch and yearn

A variation of the common phrase "watch and learn", used when demonstrating an action so difficult and skillful that viewers would never be able to "learn" how to do it, simply "yearn" to one day be able to pull off such an act.

Jonathan Ross: Oit Russ, that Katy Perry bird is lookin' mightly fine tonight. If only I'd shacked up wiv someone that looked like that.....

Russel Brand: Watch and yearn, Jonathan, watch and yearn.....

I saw Chris Brown pullin' off some bangin' moves the other day at that MTV concert. I could but watch and yearn.

by Kittenhead July 22, 2011