Walmart

The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor

Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?

Guy 2: Morbidly obese people

Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em

by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024

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Walmartian

Strange people in Walmart stores every where. Some appear odd in behavior, dress oddly and appear to be from a galaxy unknown and they hang out in Walmart stores.

I'm ordering online because those Walmartians are becoming hostile and scare me.

by NC SUGAR March 15, 2024

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Walao

“Walao” and its variations are popularly used when someone is surprised, shocked in disbelief. This would be the Malaysian & Singaporean replacement of “Oh my gosh!”. Malaysians typically use it when there are mega sales, cheap flight and hotel discounts on sale, whenever they get together at the mamak watching football, and so on. It’s also typically used to compliment one’s skills, talents or achievements - or if your friend does something stupid!

There are also other names you can use with "Walao", such as "Walao eh", "Walao wei", etc.

John (Driver): *Ignores traffic light and just drive through because he's in a rush*

Jane (Passenger): Walao eh, next time you will die if you keep driving like that...

by fructosedberry March 17, 2024

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