A Very Cool Man

A Very Cool Man or O' Holy Glorious Master is a person who is so awsome and cool he has this name, plus, he a an awsome pleasant called theo and is in TheRandomersism Religon

Whoa is that A Very Cool Man?

by A Very Cool Man June 20, 2020

Short Skirt Version

Explaining something to someone but keeping their interest. Like how a short skirt keeps a guys interest.

When Amy's story was getting boring, Don told her to tell the short skirt version of the story.

by I♥HP December 24, 2009

Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick

What you can call the year 2016.

So-named because when viewed from above, it really does look like twenty (20) stick (1) very twirly stick (6).

{From a daily update to a BBS about wheelchairs & scooters}:

01-17-16 {or "2016 17 Jan.", or even "January 17, Twenty Stick-Very-Twirly-Stick" if you prefer}.
Just making my daily check-in from Tok AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean I only have a sodding Cingular update planned for my website today...it concerns my having added an aerial video of flights of my Syma Fiery Dragon F1 Single-Rotor R/C Helicopter to my website.

by Telephony July 4, 2016

Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.

"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.

by Televangelist July 7, 2009

fair haven (vermont)

probably the lamest town around. filled with girls who think if you went out with someone then that means theyre legally yours forver and no one else can go out with them. which pisses the guys off becuase if your ex chick has a hott friend u cant hit it. pretty much known for weed drinking and all out partying. football teams are pretty good. soccer teams suck, basketballs not too bad but deffinatly not the best. all of the othersports no one cares about. theres some sluts. a lot of hicks rednecks, and then theres "d-bags" also known as dirt bags, most famous word in that town. if u wear sweatpants with your hair up for girls your "d-baggin it" people there stoop pretty low sometimes, bairly any girl from there actually goes for guys in that town. and the guys from there dont go for the girls there either. its a shitty town any way you look at it. its really small. they have a union highschool e=where like 5 other towns go to also. the closest mall is a half hour away and the only good store they have there is american eagle. fair haven is just an example of why vermont sucks

fair haven (vermont) person:"lets go to fair haven to get weed."
another person:"whats fair haven?"

by vermontsucksass January 23, 2009

Vermont State Dance

A motion performed by hippies, most typically in a concert or music festival setting, and with the aid of mind expanding drugs. The motion is defined by semi-rhythmic swaying with ones hands tossed up the air.

The setting at last night's Phish concert could be best described as one big Vermont State Dance party.

or...

Patty took a lot of LSD at the concert and proceeded to do the Vermont State Dance all night long.

by RedBeard53 April 30, 2010

upsell (verb)

An attempt to persuade a customer to purchase a more expensive item or to purchase additional items so that the total cost will be higher.

Theater staffs have developed the technique of 'upselling,' or convincing patrons to buy larger sizes of popcorn and drinks for a discount

by Baby Boy April 29, 2005