Twitter

Twitter,a noun used to describe a fatherless figure that gets angry when some "CHAD" violates them in there comment section

I am a fatherless twitter user

by monamth June 8, 2022

Twitter community note

A witter community note is when a tweet is so false and so incorrect that people in twitter forget their disagreements for a second just to prove someone, or even YOU wrong. Finding a twitter community note is basically finding a seal of approval that whatever you have seen is made purely out of stupidity.

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen this tweet? I can't believe how accurate it is.

Guy 2: It's wrong, that has a Twitter community note on it you fucking dipshit.

by Squashybead2217 May 27, 2024

Twitter

The reason why there's a little bird up in the top right

I think that Twitter might be the reason why there's a small bird on the top right of this box.

Maybe.

by Ryan_the_retard October 11, 2022

Twitter

hell

"Wanna go on Twitter?"
"Did you mean hell?"

by ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ ඞ December 23, 2021

Temu Twitter

Truth Social.

Mango Mussolini posts on his Temu Twitter now.

by Mercy Mercy Mild February 14, 2024

Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.

"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.

by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010

Twitter Morbidity

The point of no return in language development, after which words are only officially recognized when they saturate the Twitterverse on a given day, leading to language death.

"English is afflicted with Twitter Morbidity, our culture is doomed."

by Truly Tish February 9, 2014