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tooth penis

A toothbrush holder in the shape of a penis. It makes a great gift for any number of occasions, to be given to your elders, or to your girlfriends dad, as a sign of respect.
Johnny: Now, that I'm dating your daughter, Suzie, I'd like to make my intentions clear, and I bought you this gift, a sign of my respect, sir.
Suzie's dad: A tooth penis! Get out you little freak!

(Okay, so things didn't really work out for Johnny. Maybe Suzie's dad just didn't like to look of him. But it still might work for you.)
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 16, 2010
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to toothrage

The act of screaming at the dentist when you're having something done in your mouth and the pain is too much to be tolerated.
As soon as Dr. Smith started working on my orthodontic retainer with his sharp appliances, I couldn't help starting to toothrage.
by AlvaroVadillo1992 July 1, 2011
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Tooth

Tooth is a person with Buck Teeth, like Josh Kerr..
by Leia Dersley December 1, 2004
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butt tooth

by unknown June 11, 2006
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Pubic Toothpick

Calling a person "Gay", or a "Slut" OR if they had the experience. The meaning of the word is as in they finished having Oral Sex with a man, and clean their teeth with a toothpick. As the results of cleaning their teeth, they find pubic hair on the toothpick, from the Oral sex.
by Sam V.B. June 24, 2011
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Tooth Blanket

The act of performing oral on a chick that looks like she is squeezing a large beaver between her thighs. AKA "mexican rodeo"
I totally flossed my teeth when i gave my girl a tooth blanket.
by danzig1984 April 2, 2011
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Toothwaste

The after effects of brushing your teeth where a gross white residue stays in your mouth until washed away with soda or picked out with your finger, probably the cause of your toothpaste hangover(see June 16's Word of the Day).
Toothwaste-The white layer of residue laying on your gums
by SofaKingWiiToddEdd June 30, 2011
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