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Dark Days

A period(pun absolutely intended) of puberty where a male teen would feel horny as shit and masturbate several times a day. It will only become Dark Days if the addiction left the body before adulthood. So adult perverts by definition never had a Dark Day because they never left it.
My Dark Days started because some anime comic artist just decided to make their creations too "cute" which absolutely burns my 13 year old brain like diesel and turned me into a pervert. Luckily I have left my Dark Days by considering just how degenerative that is and I have started a new life where peace and happiness last longer than a masturbation session.
by Geese Couch Taming November 9, 2021
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Dark Priest

The guy you should be afraid of cause he can make your life a living hell. He is to be feared by all and respected!!!
Wow he is a Dark Priest!!!
by The Dark Priest December 22, 2020
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Dark Navi

A fairy who likes to fly up someone else's vagina and genderbend anyone wearing a funny green hat.
"Dark Navi flew up her vagina."
by P Rizzlan August 21, 2013
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Dark Blanco

Mike White's alter ego. He is half vampire and has a soul sucking sword called the Soulreaver. He only comes out at night and has white skin and hair and a black cloak.
Dark Blanco pwn3d some suckas!
by gringe666 May 17, 2004
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Dark Park

The grass place with 2 benches on Roslyn Road, where at night time if your driving on that road, you can't see ANYTHING at Dark Park. People squish everyone onto 1 bench and just waste their lives away there.
- So whatd ya do last night
- Not much, chilled wit people at Dark Park
by M. shadess September 17, 2007
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Dark Knight

Someone who tries to defend everyone in a video game, usually when someone says something like "you're ugly" they usually bring up suicide and try to guilt trip people. they defend everyone so they can seem like a nice person, and they make themselves seem like they've been around and know alot but they truly don't. They usually get mixed up with White Knights.
by DMHStudios12 May 3, 2018
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Woolite Dark

Only the best laundry detergent (beverage) ever

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Me: Yo I got some woolite dark detergent
Friend: bruh bring some to school tomorow im tryna get lit up

NEXT DAY
*fails breathalyzer*
me: but officer I didn't study for this breathalyzer test
officer: *drinks woolite dark*
by TTV.Qweef October 8, 2019
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