box cow

A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.

1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!

2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!

by Cheesy Goodness April 30, 2008

box to the rocks

Commonly used as the female equivalent of "balls to the wall" indicating one is putting in the maximum amount of effort, working to the limit.

Girl I don't know if I'm feeling it this weekend...

Bitch please, we gotta go box to the rocks, get your game face on

by annatunnicliffe May 26, 2015

Garbage Box

A poor hygene condtion most commonly know as a stinky pussy.

Damn, Larissa is hot, but at that party last night, I got in her pants and her garbage box almost knocked me out.

by 123bangbang May 10, 2009

Mucking box

To slay with your tongue,

To eat pussy

Booty totally was mucking box last night in the cellar with that chick

by Bootiga September 7, 2022

Cat box

When she wipes back to front.

Cat box: "My man, my ex wipes back to front! For more than one reason you DO NOT want to smash Brandy.

by Katarose April 14, 2020

Dutch Box

When someone farts in the car with the windows up and doesn't roll them down.

Person 1: I don't want to bring him on the road trip.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's always dutch boxing.

by serialdutchboxer July 21, 2016

box of rocks

a box full of rocks

box of rocks

by the cooler penguin27 October 8, 2020