Taeke

A white guy that thinks that he is black. So uses the N-word all the time.

Always bragging about how expensive his house is and how cheap and bad you’re neighborhood is.

But always complaining and telling how poor he is when he needs to pay you back. And almost never actually paying without a discussion.

He has a crooked nose, is really tall and is a adult virgin(probably gay). God must have been in a very bad mood when he was born.

He pulled a Taeke on me and never paid me back.

by Jantjestuntpiloot September 4, 2021

go take a shower

the act of taking a shower

bro u got dick cheese build up go take a shower

by Alex666420 August 7, 2020

on the take

Taking or seeking illegal income;

Don't worry about arrest, There was a policeman on the take.

by Rocky Talky May 15, 2016

I can’t take

BIG DICK BUT I SUCK ON IT

“I AINT FUCKING WITH A PUSSY GOTTA BUMP ON IT “
“Are you singing I can’t take big d-“
“Yes”

by DELIBOE December 27, 2019

How Many South Americans Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

A Brazillion.

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillion. Get it?"

"No."

"Brazil is in South America, and sounds like it could become a number. A Brazillion."

"OH. I'M STUPID."

by Iss Ya Boi Skinny Penis June 14, 2018

take one for the team

Make a suicide rush into a mass of enemies as a distraction (mostly used in online games ex. Halo 2)

I'm gonna take one for the team, guys!

by Fuzzz April 8, 2005

take out

(verb) -to leave, to take out is to depart from the vicinity

man#1: "You sticking around?
Man#2:"Naw, I gotta take out son. PEACE!"

by Stygian DJ January 14, 2010