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3:00 Smoke Break 

- a joyous and sanctimonious time enjoyed by all those working at any given office environment. The last smoke break of the day before 5:00 quitting time. Usually the time when the final stress relief of the day is released by means of shit-talking and puffing away at a cigarette. Even for those who do not smoke, this period can be used to call a friend and vent your day, or to sneak around to the back of the building and smoke a doob.
It's almost 3:00 smoke break, did you roll that hooter when you went to the bathroom?
3:00 Smoke Break by Big Smoke 2 October 5, 2012
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dick smoke 

an asshole, one who smokes dicks
Why is Anthony such a dick smoke
dick smoke by Tim.L July 21, 2008

Smokemeat 

n. A penis the size of a ciggarette. To have a smoke meat. Uses include insults from afar, relief for a bad day etc.
"Hey, smokemeat, shut your fucking face!"

You: hey baby, wanna see my penis?
Your date: Holy shit! Its a smokemeat!! aww, its so cute.
Smokemeat by P-Niss November 29, 2004

Smoke Device Engineering 

The engineering discipline associated with the brainstorming, designing, prototyping, manufacturing, or testing of any device with the designed purpose of smoke inhalation.

The discipline most college students turn to when their current major isn't going their way or finals are approaching.

The creation of a miscellaneous smoking device from ordinary materials.
Student 1: Yo dude this Electrical Engineering isn't working out for me I think I'm just move home and study Smoke Device Engineering.
Student 2: I don't know man when we were studying the other day it was really making sense.

smokeblast 

A blowjob. The act of giving or receiving head.
Timmy: "the wife is on the rag this week, but she gives killer smokeblasts"
smokeblast by TaySean D. December 23, 2007

smoken blackies 

A person (usually an under age person) who is walking down the street puffing on a Black and Mild cigar. this cigar is usually smoked by a teenager or a black person because they taste good and are really cheap. this term usually applies if a person asked the smoker "whats up?"
The person's cell phone rings and are asked, "Hey bro what are you doen right now?" the person will reply, "nuthen just smoken blackies"
smoken blackies by Nicky Jim January 18, 2009

smoke pool 

the act in which chlorine water is used in a bong or other marijuana smoking device to enhance the effect of the thc on the body
Hey man wanna go smoke some pool?

oh jeez I just smoked so much pool out back!

smoke pool
smoke pool by monty the white June 12, 2010