You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.
I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.
There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!
I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!
I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!
by Lunicus November 05, 2013
by J/P July 07, 2005
The art of inserting your left hand into your partner's (preferably a woman) anus, and your right into her vaginal cavity. You then lift her up into the air, and whilst you yell "HULK SMASH!", violently throwing her to the ground. This provides intence pleasure for both partners.
Guy 1:"Dude, I had the best time last night with Michelle."
Guy 2:"Cleveland steamroller?"
Guy 1:"Nah. Alabama Hulk Smash."
Guy 2:"Cleveland steamroller?"
Guy 1:"Nah. Alabama Hulk Smash."
by Lin Min Yeng June 07, 2015
Hey do you play super smash bros???
Me: um do you mean do I play with the gods in heaven??? Then yea i do.
Me: um do you mean do I play with the gods in heaven??? Then yea i do.
by Pika2005 November 06, 2017
Old rotary style desktop telephones used principally today as a discreet weapon in the home. These units have a handhold in the back which adds to superior comfort and control. It has been noted that during successful implementation of this weapon, the unit gives a plesant sounding ring upon collision with the head.
Barry came around the house looking for trouble, so I gave him a taste of the face smashing phone. He ain't comin' round here no more.
by kaiser vinny July 11, 2006
i fucked smash mouth last night
by oo werty September 26, 2017
Referring to sexual relations with four people using the word "smash" meaning sex. Usually two guys and two girls but if the guy is super lucky, one guy and three girls. Three dudes and one girl is just too much dick.
Dude we need to plan out this quad-smash cause it's going to be pretty intense.
Dude hit up that girl with the deefed face cause I'm really trying to run a quad-smash
Dude, let's do work and get this quad-smash going
Dude hit up that girl with the deefed face cause I'm really trying to run a quad-smash
Dude, let's do work and get this quad-smash going
by Boss919 May 30, 2010