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Sideways Bacon Smile

Another term for a vagina, based on one's resemblance to two pieces of bacon arranged as to form a shape representative of a smile (turned sideways, no less.)
His womb ferret smashed into her sideways bacon smile.
by The Womb Ferret July 26, 2006
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Smiler

Smiler - A.K.A Magic Fingers

Is a person originating from Dorset who unknown to man has an uncontrolable desire to smile what ever the occasion. Is also a person who has an atractive anglo-african monther and gets owned by old welsh men called Roy (A.K.A The Boy).
Random Welsh Bystander (from Lampeter): Oh look...there goes Smiler!
by Smilers Friends January 31, 2010
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Smiley

When your boyfriend compliments you all the time and you can't stop smiling and you have no other way to say you are but saying the word smiley
Nick: you are so cute
Me: so smiley rn :))))))))))
by krazeebitch March 16, 2017
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new york smile

To make someone place their open mouth on a curb, and stomp on the back of their head. The same thing as curb-stomping.
"You've got a New York Smile, Bitch!"
by the yellow house June 20, 2008
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smif

Stands for 'sorry my internet failed' when instant messaging with a friend over the internet. Most commonly used after the user rejoins the conversation, having lost internet connection for a short while beforehand due to their shitty internet service provider.
"how's everything going?"
*other person is offline*
*other person comes back online*
"smif =/"
"it's cool"

or used as a verb:
- my internet smiffed
- i have a feeling i'm going to smif in a moment, my internet's been dodgy all day!
by Fix facebook chat October 19, 2010
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smiffy wifter

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs
shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again
by jed January 22, 2004
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permanent smile

Also known as a curb job or curbing. When you force someone to place their open mouth over the edge of a curb, then you stomp the back of their head, causing lovely devastating and even fatal damage to their skull.
"I'm gonna give this guy a permanent smile."
by Meegz January 5, 2004
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