Better Shut Up

(Command): The vocalization of ones' desire for another person or persons to stop talking; and/or, shut up.

-Not to be confused with the phrase "You better shut up"; it is more of a generalized request for silence, and not directed or limited to one specific person.

Person 1: "Hey bro, if you aren't busy at the moment, I would really appreciate it if we could talk about your behavior in front of my family last week."
Person 2: "What do you mean, dude?"
Person 1: "Well, it just isn't cool that you took your pants off at dinner and started to beat off on my brothers plate while telling everyone to 'Better shut up'"
Person 2: "Better shut up"

by Mizzle Skillet October 23, 2013

Won't Shut Up

1: A person that continues to waffle on.
2: Usually provokes other people by continuing to waffle on.

Person1: Hey, did you see that show yesterday? The guy in it split his head open. I hope he's okay. I wonder what it would be like to split your head open. What do you think? I bet it would be painful, probably so painful you'd end up in hospital. I wonder-
Person2: Shut up man.
Person1: - how big the hospital bill would be. I would probably end up bankrupt if I had to pay something as huge as that. Then I wouldn't be able to buy-
Person2: Dude, you won't shut up and it's annoying me.
Person1: - McDonalds or clothes or anything. I would be so bored. I would probably kill myself if I got that bored.
Person2: Dude, I want to kill myself now.
Person1: Don't kill yourself! There are many reasons you shouldn't, and here's a big list...

by Jojishi123 December 27, 2011

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022

swallow a big dose of shut up

Asking someone to shut up (be quiet); Saying that someone needs to shut their mouth; Wanting to shut someone up; Wanting someone to just shut the hell up already.

"Dude, someone really needs to make Jeff swallow a big ol' dose of shut up."

"Sarah... damn girl, you need to swallow a big dose of shut up before something bad happens to ya."

"Man... someone needs to make him swallow a big ol' dose of shut up already!!"

by LadyDucatnip May 1, 2008

Israelian Shut-eye

After a long night of drinking and witnessing a friend pass out drunk, one male then ejaculates on the friend's eyelids therein creating a binding link between eyelashes. After several hours after the ejaculation, the liquid welds the eye shut making it nearly impossible for the friend to open their eyes the following morning.

Mark got hammered last night and had sex with an ugly chick so I gave him an Israelian shut-eye so he wouldnt have to see her the next morning.

by Charlie Buttfuckus November 21, 2011

National Shut up Zane Month (September)

A month in which you don't want someone named Zane to speak. Are you tired of listening to one direction blasting from your sisters bedroom while she masturbates to the cover art of "Up All Night", we all need a break sometimes and this month provides it

National Shut up Zane Month (September)
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*

by Boujee_Grandma September 1, 2020

National Shut Up Katherine Day

Have an annoying friend called Katherine? Well, Shut up them on the 8th of the first month!

"Shut up Katherine, its National Shut Up Katherine Day!"

by pixeel January 7, 2022