Ruan

A Ruan is a fuckin poes lekker guy, A Ruan will always make time for the oaks the nearest to him,he’s always keen to smoke a zaab and always keen to get fucked drunk
A Ruan will always start a fight at a bar or club, but he will never get fucked up cause his friends is always there for him

I want to party with a Ruan because he will always stand up for me

by Dontbeadoos08 November 23, 2021

ruephoria

A feeling someone experiences when they somehow get to the point below rock bottom. Refers to Rue and her downward spiral in the show “Euphoria”.

Man, Im experiencing intense feelings of ‘ruephoria’ right now. I lost my job, my cars demolished, my bank accounts empty, my hamster ran away, my clothes got eaten by moths, and my dog ate my cell phone.

by WordsFromRandomThoughts February 1, 2022

Rule 35 motion

Below Statutory Minimum. When acting under Rule 35(b), the court may reduce the sentence to a level below the minimum sentence established by statute.

John's lawyer filed a rule 35 motion due to his corporation with the government

by connierobinsonkc March 21, 2023

First Rule of Self Pity

“No one wants to hear about your troubles unless your troubles are worse than theirs.

When a University of Chicago law professor blogged his complaints about making ends meet with a household income of more than a quarter of a million dollars a year, he violated the First Rule of Self Pity.

by MrJM September 26, 2010

brown rudnick

The Brown Rudnick originated sometime during 2014 and is a slight variation from the Cleveland Steamer.

During a sex act, and after you reach orgasm, your partner turns around and squats over you, takes a shit on your upper chest region and says "I am sorry, I can't do this anymore. Please get your stuff and leave. We are finished."

"Dude, did you hear what happened to Johnny? He was at his girlfriends house last night and she legit Brown Rudnicked him."

"Damn, well give him a call, I'm sure he's gonna be down for drinks later... she was a hottie."

by lawl student April 15, 2014

muddy russian

1/3 Kahlua (Rum and Coffee Liqueur)
1/3 Smirnoff (Triple Distilled 100 Proof Vodka)
1/3 Starbucks (Vanilla Frappuccino Chilled Coffee Drink)

*Served Chilled or 2-3 Ice Cubes, Shaken or Stirred. Take care!

On Christmas Eve, I decided to have a Muddy Russian beverage.

by Mister-_-McGill April 3, 2016

Rat Run

Using small residential side streets during a commute, resembling the route a rat would take in a maze. Growing in use since the invention of Waze and other commuting apps.

Dave's commute had become awful due to the new development, so he decided to rat run, saving a few minutes off his drive.

by Graybeard88 April 10, 2017