Used to be called Personnel or the Personnel Department. When they renamed to Human Resources (a pompous new name for PERSONNEL!) everyone else called them Human Remains!
Person A: Why is the company in so much trouble?
Person B: Too many bums in Human Resources.
Person A: Don't you mean Human Remains? (snigger)
Person B: Too many bums in Human Resources.
Person A: Don't you mean Human Remains? (snigger)
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someone, once getting drunk, becomes very responsible and tries to take control of a drunken group, even though they are part of it.
someone who behaves very sensibly and does not make a dick of themselves when drinking.
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someone who behaves very sensibly and does not make a dick of themselves when drinking.
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To replace part of a word with another word.
Coming from Latin: restituo - replace, and verbum - word
v. (past)Restiverbed, (present) Restiverbing
adj. Restiverbious
To replace part of a word with another word.
Coming from Latin: restituo - replace, and verbum - word
v. (past)Restiverbed, (present) Restiverbing
adj. Restiverbious
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