respensible 

someone, once getting drunk, becomes very responsible and tries to take control of a drunken group, even though they are part of it.

someone who behaves very sensibly and does not make a dick of themselves when drinking.

derives from responsible and sensible

john: yo it was real good how matt called us a taxi last night eh
mike: yeah he's a real respensible drunk

respensible by michael_frankus January 4, 2009

Responsiber 

The one who holds the responsibility in a given situation

Kathryn- "Who is responsible for cleaning this damn house!?"

Blake- "YOU are the responsiber."

Responsiber by EZLN¡yaBasta! June 27, 2013

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS 

A recently created internet meme originally coined on Topless Robot.com. It comes from a comment posted by user "Brickhousebunny21" as follows:

"WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS? I wanna know whose idea was this RIGHT NOW. Who did this on purpose, huh? I found this little secret and I'm so angry I wanna know who did this and why or I'll report everyone here to the site moderaters on this website and Yiffstar and have the one responsible BANNED FOR LIFE. NOW TELL ME WHO DID THIS NOW?"

Brickhousebunny21 will now be mocked for life on Topless Robot.com

WHAT!!! I WAS BANNED FROM THE FURRY WEBSITE I LVOE SO MUCH! WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!!!

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS by khaan111 September 21, 2009

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum 

A group of yokels afraid of homos and rubbers. Attempting to recall the School Board in the liberal Washington, D.C. suburb of Montgomery Couny (MoCo), Maryland.

Scared to death about the thought of their children being taught that gay people exist and being shown a video of how to properly put on a condom, using a cucumber.

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum are a bunch of scared pussies and cunts who live in the Stone Age.

Citizens For A Responsible Curriculum by Hyacinth Bucket April 23, 2005

responsible drunk 

Someone who is drunk asf but will not drive and will make sure he/she will get all parties with them home and then get themselves home safely

I was being a responsible drunk because I was so messed up but I didn’t drive and got home safely

responsible drunk by Blackgurl July 13, 2018

Responsible 

Definitely not you if your reading this.
Do some dishes for God's sake
If this doesn't get a vote I will slaughter you family.
Opposite of a Teenager

"Why won't you try and act responsible?" -dad
"I'll whoop yo ass"
-also dad

Responsible by Larry Gadon May 27, 2019

drink responsibly 

1. Drinking to fulfill the responsibility of finishing your beer, and 2. making sure that no beer goes unfinished.

More precisely, what to tell someone who may be about to violate his/her responsibility, at which point said person should probably finish their beer.

1.
Drunk guy: (Looks at his partially finished beer) Time for me to drink responsibly! (Finishes beer)
Bystander: Good man.

2.
Person 1: Man, I think I'm about done for tonight.
Person 2: (Points at half-full beer) No way, you need to drink responsibly.

drink responsibly by David March 24, 2008