Dick Pickin’

When a guy plays a guitar with his erect penis. If he can rip a sick blues solo with this method, that’s how you know he’s a keeper.

“I’m the expert Of sweep picking.”

“Yeah, but have you heard of Dick Pickin’?”

“What’s that?”

“Watch and learn, rookie.”

by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019

Justin Pickell

The last name Pickell has always been a strong suit in the Chaldo community. He has chemistry with people sporting names similar to "Craig" or "Zachary". While his IQ will usually exceed the 150-170 mark, he has trouble applying himself in an academically competitive environment. The last name is known to have carried legendary rap sensation known as "Johnny Mack" (Larry John Pickell), and life saving dermatologist Nibras Pickell. Guys named Justin Pickell are also known to have very attractive sisters, and sometimes ignore the concept of incest. It is very important that you are careful of around these men as they have all mastered the "Chaldean Chokehold," a usually fatal attack that has taken down allegators and bears alike.

Yo! Did you see Justin Pickell's Sister? She's lookin fine like always.

Don't mess with Justin Pickell, he might put you in a chaldean chokehold!

by Nithia Kadakol May 29, 2019

colin pickard

One of the sweetest guys in the world. If you meet one of them, keep them close. He'll make you smile when your sad, and once you see him, you can't stop thinking about him. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. Never lose them.

Girl: Omg did you see Colin Pickard? He's so cute!

Girl #2: Ikr! Any girl is lucky to be with him!

by ittybittymonkey65 October 25, 2019

You picked the wrong house, Fool!

The thing you say when a burglar breaks inside your house

Burglar: Breaks in
You: You picked the wrong house, Fool!

by PetrosNoob101 December 12, 2019

Second Pick Friend

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.

Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.

by TheLastPizzaRoll February 14, 2020

dry picker

Someone who picks out their clothes from the dryer machine because they refuse to fold them.

*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*

Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?

Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.

Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!

by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020

Mortgage Pick

A pick in sports betting that one is extremely confident in and would be willing to put their mortgage on.

John: What are you guys picks this week?
Rory: My mortgage pick is the Mets Moneyline.
James: I would put my mortgage on that pick as well.

by OutTheBox September 13, 2020