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pee-tastrophy

When you think you are done with on the toilet, but you stand up and realize you have not finished peeing. Pee then gets all over your underwear...a pee-tastrophy!
Fredy: Are you done yet?
Sarah: Yes, just pulling up my pants. Wait, oh crap, I just had a pee-tastrophy! I peed in my pants!! Now I need to change clothes!
by ndrew52 October 13, 2011
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pee dab

little spot of piss in your shorts.
a laughed so hard i had a pee dab in my shorts
by piss in you pants December 12, 2013
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pee bagging

the act of laminating one's scrotum with one's own urine and dragging it across the face of another
tim began pee bagging ron while ron was asleep
by kommander lemon July 20, 2011
mugGet the pee baggingmug.

acousta-pee

The act or art of trying to cove-up, disguise or hide the sound of urinating with another sound or failing that trying to muffle the sound of pee hitting the water in the toilet bowl. Generally it is a method utilized when the bathroom is right next to another room where other people can hear you urinating and you want to avoid the embarrassment.

Examples of "acousta-pee" include (i) turning the bathroom ventilator on; (ii) singing; (iii) coughing: (iv) turning the water on in the sink; (v) trying to aim for a portion of the bowl with no water; (vi) talking to the people in the other room while peeing and/or (vii) if you have to pee like a racehorse and as a last resort sticking your leg in the toilet and peeing down your leg.
John, having drunk 6 beers, acousta-peed by singing and turning on the water in the sink. Don have had a 12 pack raced to the bathroom and acousta-peed by sticking his leg in the toilet and peeing down his leg, thus avoiding sounding like a racehorse through the bathroom door.
by Stevo Redfish March 14, 2013
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Pee-Synched

When two work associates randomly visit the restroom at the same time as each eachother multiple times throughout the course of a day.
Man, Ken, this is the third time we've bumped into each other in the bathroom today. I think we're "Pee-Synched".
by itcanhappentoanyofus August 27, 2009
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Pee-ons

Pee-ons , Donald J Trumps favorite type of Mexican sex worker
Trump was in his Moscow hotel room and hired a couple of pee-ons to give him a Goldman shower. “Hey, why do you think my hair is yellow”?
by Thebassland September 30, 2019
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pee o'clock

an hour where it is mandatory to go outside and pee on someone else's head
by alternatealiases July 17, 2022
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