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Stoner Panda

A really awesome and amazing person! They will always be there for you! They will do stupid, silly, and crazy things with you because they believe you are best friends. This person usually never dates and doesn't want to. This person just wants friends and to help others. The only thing is this person usually smokes marijuana. They are usually high and will always boost your confidence.
Person: I want to go on that roller coaster.
Stoner Panda: You can do it!!!
by StonerPanda666 August 3, 2016
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CJ Panda

CJ Panda is somewhat a creepy male due to his slight pedi stash at the young age of 19. CJ Panda can also be referred to as an obese man or a pedophile. A CJ Panda can be a charming man, however this is what he wants you to think before he seduces you and try’s to take advantage of your wellbeing. Never trust a CJ Panda to look after your kids!
“I heard your a CJ Panda!”

“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”

Another example can be:

“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”

“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
by Jose Vangall February 8, 2020
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Lily padding

When crapping a meaty but soft stool it builds up to the surface and forms a lily pad of feces. A lily pad flower forms when a curl remains centered on the top and the out-of-water aromatics follow.
I had to courtesy flush for myself in there. I thought things were going well but I didn’t realize it was lily padding.
by MacGyversblade March 7, 2020
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POGS Panda

POGS Panda is the most swag man ever. He eats nails for breakfast, drop kicks turtles and drinks cow milk. so if you ask me he’s a man.
POGS Panda is very poggers.
by Balls fan 2 September 17, 2021
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Aditya Padia

God HIMself
Aditya Padia is the GOAT!
by Bing/ November 15, 2022
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death by panda

A phrase referring to the event of one engaging in violent intercourse with a Panda to the point of death.
my former friend James experienced a gruesome death by panda last week
by bonerlord69 June 28, 2012
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Kung Fu Panda soundtrack

A term for any piece of Asian music
Person 1: "Hey dude what you listening to?"
Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"

Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.
by MemeCrocodile2.0 September 28, 2019
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