The office "LOL Cat"

The person at your office who is responsible for sending or forwarding most of the junk mail you receive. Their inbox is usually full of emails with titles like "Funniest Kid Ever," or "Cute Whale Photos."

Person 1: Dammit, not again!

Person 2: What's wrong man?

Person 1: Cindy, the office "LOL Cat" sent me another stupid chain email about dogs wearing sunglasses.

by Jeff the bear March 9, 2010

I'm in the Office

If you know this phrase then your probably on the phone with Luigi right now. He seems to use this to deflect the awkward of notion of looking down and seeing his unfortunately small sized man junk. He thinks this this phrase is whimsical and funny. However as fasicious as it may be it is unsanitary to talk on the phone while defacating, and rude to talk to anyone while in the act of pushing feces out of your ass.

Cole: *answers* Hey
Luigi: Hey what's up?
Cole: Just got home, you?
Luigi: I'm in the Office
Cole: Why the fuck do you always call me when your taking a shit.
Luigi: *thinks to self* "i have small man junk"

by Cole Truman March 25, 2008

Get out my office

Basically telling someone that they aren't on your level, and they need to go somewhere else until they are.

Ooh, get out my office before you get murked, mane.

by Jayzgame May 1, 2004

office

a succesful mans fort

i go ta wash and wax in my bosses office

by martay February 20, 2003

[ggez] Official

The coolest and most diverse kids on the block! They also swag on all reddit losers and no-lifes that complain about teaming. They define the words drip, cool and swag. Ggez

I'm getting a stroke because ggez Official is so cool and instead of being like them I complain about teaming in deeeep.io.

by catwithkookie August 26, 2021

Officer Down

the evolution of "shots fired" and its iterative extension "shots received." Instead of wasting time reflecting on the past, recipients of an insult now just report the crisis in real time.

"hanging out with you made me behave shamefully" "ouch. officer down"

by scout3y February 23, 2015

Box Office Band-Aid

An Actress (or sometimes an actor) who plays in a really shitty movie. The movie is a completely flop, or just isn't your type of movie, but she/he is so good looking, that it "makes everything better" and makes the two hours tolerable & maybe even enjoyable.

Occasionally, the movie will survive or even become popular JUST because of this Actress/Actor. (See Examples Below)

Megan Fox is pretty much a walking box office band-aid. The only reason Transformers made it big was because of her! And all her other movies, completely crap without her!

Although most people enjoyed Twilight, i didn't. But, i still watched it with my Girlfriend, because Ashley Greene & Kirsten Stewart were total box office band-aids to me.

"The Love Guru" Jessica Alba? Box Office Band-Aid

by stop_listen_to_my_werdd July 22, 2010